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// March 27th, 2006 // Adventure
Have a great 30th “Vinemelter”!
“Vinemelter”? What the heck?
Do you sit on grapes and turn them into a sticky, melty puddle with your hugemongous hindparts?
I’ll bet you’re not very welcome in California’s wine country.
Happy Birthday, you big sommelier!!
Unfunny. You’re the weakest link. Goodbye.
“Vinemelter”? What the heck?
Do you sit on grapes and turn them into a sticky, melty puddle with your hugemongous hindparts?
I’ll bet you’re not very welcome in California’s wine country.
Happy Birthday, you big sommelier!!
Unfunny. You’re the weakest link. Goodbye.